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Slow and Steady or Why My Life is Like Dial Up Internet

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  1. Trying to see a naked woman takes way too long.
  2. When trying to network with people, all I ever hear are annoying hissing sounds.
  3. Just when I think I’m getting my life back online, I’ve got to stop, hang up, and try again.
  4. Sunday afternoons are like trying to stream last night’s episode of Lost. I don’t want it to end but at the same time I wish it would just hurry the hell up.
  5. I try to join other peoples’ games, but no one wants to play with me.
  6. My popularity peaked in 1999.
  7. I enjoy going 56.6 miles per hour on the highway.
  8. “Dude, I didn’t know they made those anymore” applies to both my modem and most of my clothes.

Don't you want to be me?





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Posted by CBolender on Friday, March 21, 2008 5:32 PM
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