Will dial up make you happy? No, Dial up can't make you happy. All it can do is connect you to the internet. It is up to you to make yourself happy. Float on the wings of angels. Soar with the crickets and other winged beasts of this great world.

 But never expect dial up to make you happy. It can't make you happy. Just keep that in mind. On the reservation.

In the trees.

Running with the wild bobcats through the streets of new jersey, Dial Up can't make you happy.

But it can make me happy.